Have we had about enough with this Beyonce lady? Why is she still being thrust upon us? Do they expect us to look beyond her dead eyes? Beyond the hideous fishtail dresses she inserts herself into for every awards show, from Kid's Choice to the Oscars? Beyond this Sasha Fierce alter ego nonsense? Shouldn't you have your own personality first, before you go adopting a new one?
The lights aren't on, and no one is home. Plus, her music is all crescendo with NO payoff. Build, build, build and... nothing. Also, enough with the wigs. Who does she think she is, Tyra? No one should have that much hair. Ever. Except maybe Solange.
Having said all of that, I cannot wait to see "Obsessed". From the trailer, it looks like "Fatal Attraction", but racial! It will be undoubtedly awful, hopefully rising to levels of brilliance not seen since Madge took to the silver screen in "Swept Away".
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