Some dudes' mugs just cry out to be adorned with facial hair. While an ill-advised mustache can be a dangerous thing, conjuring up the obligatory porn star or child molester comparisons, a well-placed crop of facial hair can disguise a myriad of problems. Weak chin? Slap a van dyke over your shame. No lips? Cover that mess up with a big ole push broom. Burn victim? Grow some crap over those scars - no one will realize you're horribly disfigured! It's like magic.
Some men whose facial hair was really working for them have inexplicably decided to ditch the stubble, presumably to "update" their look. Big mistake. Here is a list of men who need to grow it all back as soon as possible:
1. Alex Trebek
2. Tom Selleck
3. Kenny Loggins
4. Local nerd/weather man Hurricane Schwartz
5. John Oates, late of Hall and Oates
Who else?
David Guest needs to regrow his beard, Liza Manelli
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