When I go to the gym, it's the elliptical machine or nothing. So if one's not available, I'm screwed. Ditto if the only one available is next to the dude on one of the few remaining Stairmasters, who is known for his delightful habit of hacking, grunting, snorting and generally being gross during his workout. And don't tell me he has Tourette's because I've seen him on other machines without these side effects.
Dude, if your workout is causing you to sound like you are dying and to cough all over the place then DON'T DO IT. Go do yoga or something, instead. Or if your calves are the concern, get those boob implants for your legs. Seriously, are you kidding me with these? Remember that guy on MTV's True Life that got those? What the...? Just put on some pants!
Holy sweet dancing when that poor guy got up and used his WALKER to hobble over to the mirror to look at his calves after the surgery...AND BLOOD CAME STREAMING OUT OF INVISIBLE SLITS IN HIS LEGS OH GOD
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